Funny text messages only for you. Hope you enjoy. Smile!
1. Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.
2. If your parents never had children, chances are you won't, either.
3. I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
4. A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
5. Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman.
6. You know you're getting fat when you can pinch an inch on your forehead.
7. As you get older, the pickings get slimmer, but the people dont.
8. Brigands demand your money or your life; women require both.
9. I only go to work on days that don't end in a 'Y'.
10. Never stand between a dog and the hydrant.
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