Trivia Text Messages 1-5

Trivia Text Messages is one of the factor on being happy while texting. Although you can't answer, you can still smile. :)

T R I V I A :-)
Do you know that all numbers from 1 to 999
do not have
the letter
“A”…
until reaching 1,000…
uuyyy! nagbibilang!
Hehehe! Tawa ka na rin. . Hehehehehe
have a GREATDAY at tsaka GOD bless!:-O

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Chorva has its etymology frm d greek word CHEORVAMUS meaning"for lack of the ryt word to say or in place of somethng u want to express but u cnnt verbalize"i ..Amazing isn't it? naniwala k naman.....

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In the animal kingdom a group of LIONS is called a PRIDE, WOLVES- PACK, SHEEP- HERD, FISH- SCHOOL, BIRDS- FLOCK, ANTS- COLONY and BABOONS- CONGRESS. Of the animals mentioned only the baboons resemble politicians, physically and mentally. Now we know where the word CONGRESSMAN comes from.

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Points to Ponder:
1. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren’t people from Holland called Holes?

2. Why does your nose run and your feet smell?

3. If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea, does that mean the fifth person enjoys it?

4. If love is blind, how do we believe in love at first sight?

5. Doesn’t expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected?

Think about it..

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whats in d # ‘7′? Y is it God’s perfect #?

wen in fact, 7 s an odd #?

just thnk…

Der r 7 days a wk,
7 wonders of d w0rLd.
in d bibLe,u mst forgive a person 70×7. evn d word FORGiVE has 7 letters. Der wr 7 last words. D rainbow has 7 colors & d word rainbow has 7 letters. even d word promise. mayb God dsgned it. For even d word MYSTERY has 7 letters. begin 2 see all d 7s in life.

& n0w use OLAY TOTAL EFFECTS 2 fight d 7 signs of skin aging. Haha!

Joke Text Messages 1-5

This are my first joke Text message just for you. hope you like it. this is quite different from funny text messages.

In a street accident,
a woman tried to help the victim but suddenly
a nurse came in & said.
"ms excuse me! please step back! i've had a course
in 1st aid & i'm trained in giving CPR."

the woman stepped aside & watched the procedure & said.
"if u need a doctor i'm just at your back."

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If climbing the highest mountain on
earth is the only way for him to be mine..

then i'd rather go shopping!

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It's reli sad dat in dis world, pipol wud rather
see 2 men holdin guns, killing each othr..
Dan to see 2 men holdin hands
lovin one another,

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chinese says:

if u want 2 b lucky,

learn "FUNSOY"
if u want 2 b rich, play "PUSOY"

if u want 2 b healthy,

eat "CHOPSUY"
if u want 2 b hapi, "TXTMOKOHOY"..

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I saw these blogs in twitter from koreans.
I remember wat 1 of the koreans sed
"have u heard d news? The monkey island Philippines
is flooded. I hope the rain wil never stop to drown
those monkeys" all of them are laughing!
another retard korean said
"they will all die bcoz monkeys cnt swim"
then LAUGHED.

pls pass this msg. send as many as u can.
Koreans in our country doesnt deserve our hospitality!

Love Text Messages 6-15

1. 8 letters, 3 words, 1 meaning... i love you

2. I am opening an emotional bank account for u sweetheart,so deposit your love in it and you will get the interest

3. if i could die early i would ask God if i could be your guardian angel, so i could wrap my wings around you and embraces you whenever you feel alone...

4. it is hard to talk when your in love because when i look into your beautiful i get my breath taken away

5. R.for red ,red for blood ,blood for heart, heart for love, love for u ,u for me, me is u , I love u

6. Ur my strength, My luv, My heart.Ur luvn touch i long 4 so mch,Ur voice so softly dat whispers i'm ur's 4ever b mine my baby "I LOVE U"

7. ill drop a tear drop into the ocean & the day i find that tear drop is the day i stop loving u!

8. baby i have an addiction problem.people say i shud go to rehab but I always tell the m i dont wanna go cause im addicted to ... YOU

9. one day the moon sed 2 me, if ur lover makes u cry why dont you leave ur lover.. i looked at the moon n replied would u every leave ur sky?

10. When u feel alone just look at the spaces between ur fingers remeber that in those spaces u can c my fingers locked with urs 4ever!!!

Sexy Text Messages 1-20

Get your partner in the mood before you see them with these passion-filled sayings perfect for sending a surprise text message!

1. I could describe you with one word... delicious!

2. Nothing is more beautiful to me than you wearing only the moonlight and my kisses.

3. I dream of you here with me with nothing on but our imaginations.

4. I can almost feel you here... caressing me... touching me...

5. You are the fire burning inside of me; you are my passion for life.

6. In the deep of the night I dream of your touch.

7. I am dying to feel your touch all over my body.

8. I can feel the fiery passion of desire begging to be shared in a blissful night of paradise.

9. I love the way you love me!

10. Our nights together send me to new heights.

11. I want to evoke such a passion within you that leaves us both breathless.

12. You are the fire that burns the passion within my soul.

13. Loving you makes me desire you even more.

14. Did you dream of me touching you last night?

15. I love the way you make me feel when we're together.

16. The passion we share together just leaves me wanting one thing… more!

17. I want to make love to you every minute of every day.

18. When you can count all the stars in the sky; that's when I'll stop wanting you.

19. You are my forever lover.

20. Can you come over here and give me a good rub down?

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Greeting Text Messages 1-10

1. Night is longer than day for those who Dream &
Day is longer than night for those
Who make their Dreams come true.
Wish you Good Night & Sweet Dreams!

2. Wash your face and wash your feet!
Now it's time to fall asleep.
Yours eyes are weak n mouth can't speak
So hope this night shall be nice and sweet.
Good Night.

3. Faith makes everything possible,
Hope makes everything work,
Love makes everything beautiful.
May u have all the three as you begin each day.
Good Morning

4. I wish moon always be full and bright.
And you always be cool and right.
Whenever you go to switch off the light.
Remember that I am wishing you good nigh

5. As the day turns into night,
Keep your worries out of sight!
No matter how tough the world may seem,
You still deserve the sweetest of dreams.

6. Birds fly high without looking down.
So, if you want to be high, don't look down.
Aim high and keep going...
I wish you fly like a bird.

7. One day ur dreams will come true.
One day ur presence shall be precious.
One day you'll be the happiest person in this world
And that day may be today!
Good Day!

8. May u be what u hope to be
See all u want to see
Do all what u want to
May your every wish come true
A very Good Morning to u

9. No matter if the sky is black or blue
No matter if there are stars or moon
As long as your heart is true
Sweet dreams will always be with u.
Good Night!

10. Every little smile can touch somebody's heart.
May u find 100's of reasons to smile today!
May u be the reason for someone else to smile!
Good Day!

Love Text Messages 1-5

1. All alone I have wandered
Through the struggle and growth of life
There's been good times and bad
And heartache had been rife
I'd never known true love
Then along you came
You love me in a special way
What we want from life is the same
I know that you will be there
When the downs of life bring pain
To wipe away my silent tears
And to make me smile again
Your gift of love brings joy to me
It's something in what you do
I want to say a great big thanks
Just for you being you

-- By: Unknown

2. Dear! Do you know how much I love you? of course, it too much that i can’t count… my tear is falling down everytime i think of you.. You might not know how sad i am while you were a way. If can turn the time back, i would tell you how much i love you, but everything is too late now… I still have hope, one day you will back to me and that time I will fix all the broken part i have done….
The last thing i really regret that haven’t talked to you is I LOVE U!!!!

-- By: Unknown

3. you think it would be easy for me to give up everything weve been through?your not cute your not hot.,your not every woman’s dream guy.,but i dont know this feeling right now..you became my life.,and i cant give up my life that easy…im going to have you back one day…and if that day comes i will make you happy for the rest of your life

-- By: Robert Salceda

4. The difficulties you meet will resolve themselves as you advance.
Proceed, and light will dawn, and shine with increasing clearness on your path.

-- By: Unknown

5. Love is like a mountain,
hard to climb,
but once you get to the top
the view is beautiful.

If dreams weren’t dreams,
and dreams come true,
I wouldn’t be here I’d be with you,
distance is one thing that keeps us apart
but you will always remain in my heart

-- By: Unknown

Funny Text Messages 11-20

11. "I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was "You'll never find anyone like me again!" I'm thinking, "I should hope not! If I don't want you, why would I want someone like you."

12. Whenever I hear people say something bad about you, like when they say that you are not cute enough, I would always come to your defense and say "She's trying to be one naman a!"

13. You've got sex appeal, you've got style, you've got intelligence, and you've got class. You've got the face and you've got the body but I've got the wrong number… Sorry ha, mali pala!

14. Someday you may lose your hair, you may lose your teeth, your money and even lose your mind. But one thing you will never lose - your good looks, coz you can never lose what you don't have!

15. Naiinis ako! Naiinis ako! Naiinis ako! Naiinis ako! Naiinis ako! Naiinis ako! Kasi sabi nila cute daw ako kapag naiinis ako! Kaya, Naiinis ako! Naiinis ako! Naiinis ako! Naiinis ako! Naiinis ako!

16. Reporter: How does it feel to become a millionaire?
Millionaire: Sad, because I am not a billionaire.

17. Bakit exciting ang text? 1. Kasi pwedeng magpacute and pangit. 2. Pwedeng single ang married 3. Sa text bida ang sinungaling 4. Sa text bistado ang kuripot.

18. Anong animal ang hindi sigurado? Eh di BAKA! Ano naman ang pinutol? E di CAT! E ano naman and laging ayos? E di OX! Ano ang laging nauuntog? E di DOG! E ano naman ang pangit? E di COW!

19. I saw someone at the mall. So cute, smart-looking, simple, elegant, and looks like a celebrity. Kainis paglapit ko nauntog ako. Salamin pala!

20. You can buy gifts but not love. You can pretend smile but not happiness. You can lie to others but not to yourself. You can have another friend but not as cute as I am!

Funny Love Text Messages 1-5

Sometimes when were in love, we tend to have jokes than to tell the truth. So now heres my Funny Love Test Messages for you.

1. The couple that fights the most is the one most in love... it shows they care enough to notice the other one screwed up and care enough to mention it to the person so they can fix it. When you stop fighting it means you stopped caring. 

2. If you love someone you would be willing to give up everything for them, but if they loved you back theyd never ask you to.

3. Love is as much of an object as an obsession, everybody wants it, everybody seeks it, but few ever achieve it, those who do will cherish it, be lost in it, and among all, never... never forget it.

4. I laugh, I love, I hope, I try I hurt, I need, I fear, I cry. And I know you do the same things too, So we're really not that different, me and you. 

5. LOVE: We think about it, Sing about it, Dream about it && Loose sleep worrying about it. When we don't know we have it, we search for it. When we discover it, we don't know what to do with it. When we have it, we fear loosing it. It is the constant source of pleasure and pain. But we don't know which it will be from one moment to the next. It is a short word, easy to spell, difficult to define && IMPOSSIBLE to live without.

Enjoy Texting! smile :)

Top 5 Text Messages of March

This are our Top 5 Funny Text Messages of all time

"Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!"

"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car"

"I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house."

"I remmember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof."

"People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world,"

Funny Text Messages 6-10

You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.' So that was nice.
-- Tommy Cooper

"So I was in my car, and I was driving along, and my boss rang up, and he said 'You've been promoted.' And I swerved. And then he rang up a second time and said "You've been promoted again.' And I swerved again. He rang up a third time and said 'You're managing director.' And I went into a tree. And a policeman came up and said 'What happened to you?' And I said 'I careered off the road.'
-- Tim Vine

Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think it's Colin.
-- Tim Vine

So I went to the dentist. He said "Say Aaah." I said "Why?" He said "My dog's died.'"
-- Tim Vine

Cos it's strange, isn't it. You stand in the middle of a library and go 'Aaaaaagghhh!!' and everyone just stares at you. But you do the same thing on an aeroplane, and everyone joins in.
-- Tommy Cooper

Funny Text Messages 1-5

My very first post, hope you enjoy this. Funny Text Messages always brought us joy in our life. So why not take this messages and send it to your friends, relative, family member, etc..

I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades...or a game of fake heart attack.
-- Demetri Martin

So a man jumps into a taxi and says "King Arthur's close" and the taxi driver says, "don't worry we'll lose him at the next lights".
-- Tommy Cooper

My wife was fitted with a coil. For about 18 months I hated it! She used to pick up CB signals.
-- Bob Monkhouse

In awe I watched the waxing moon ride across the zenith of the heavens like an ambered chariot towards the ebon void of infinite space wherein the tethered belts of Jupiter and Mars hang forever festooned in their orbital majesty. And as I looked at all this I thought...I must put a roof on this lavatory.
-- Les Dawson

I used to have Mad Cow's disease, but I'm alright Nooooooooow.
-- Billy Connolly

Resources of text messages

This is a random style text messages resources, feel free to check each one. And if you want to contribute some text messages go here (submit text messages) Have a good day!

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Legend: (Special) (Text Messages) and (Blog)

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