Yes its good to be back. I can't wait to blog again and share all my Funny Text Messages for free. ohhh, did i mention for free? yes its true. he he
38. Upon waking up, I asked God to send you an angle to keep you safe through the day. So get up now and take a bath so you won't scare the angel away.
39. Those innocent eyes... Those kissable lips... A great smile... The perfect walk... Smoothest talk... Absolutely gorgeous.. Thats enough bout me-How r u?
40. A train is bout 2 crash! A frantic virgin strips off & says "can any1 make me feel like a woman b4 i die?" So a man takes off his clothes & says "iron these!"
41. A friend is like a pillow, you can hug when you're in trouble, you can cry on when you're in pain, and you can embrace when you're happy. Always remember, I can be your pillow. Huwag mo lang lawayan.
42. Newsflash: Police r lookin 4 a suspect whos smart, sexy, witty n very gorgeous- they've already eliminated u from the enquiry where do you think i shud hide?
43. I don't know how to say this. We are friends but I can't get you out of my mind. This is wrong but you're the only one I could think of. This might break our friendship, but I have to say this. Pautang naman!
44. Last nite i wantd u, needed u so badly dat it hurt, wantd 2 taste u, i wantd u in me so u could work ur magic on me...but i couldn't find u, where r u.. paracetamol!
