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11. Why do couples hold hands durring their wedding?
It's a formality just like two boxers shaking
hands before the fight begins!
12. Marriage is like a public toilet
Those waiting outside are desperate to get in
And Those inside are desperate 2 come out..
13. You - cute
You = hot
You = sweet
You = intelligent
You = amazing
You = perfect
Me = liar
14. Doctor: You look exactly like my third wife.
Girl: How many wives do u have?
Doctor : Two
Smart people always have smart ideas
15. In the hall of examnation.
Supervisor : Why yoU wrote the formula on your hand.
Student : Bcoz my professor advice me that the formulas must be on your finger tips.
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