Quote text messages for you 1 to 10 (tagalog)

1. Kung ayaw mong masaktan sa susunod alam mo ang dapat mong gawin? Simple lang, Sundin mo ang utak mo ‘wag ang puso mo.
2. Mas importante ang pagiging masaya kesa pagiging perpekto.
3. Kalimutan mo lahat ng bagay kung bakit hindi yan magwowork at magfocus ka sa isang bagay kung bakit dapat magwork ang isang relasyon.
4. Kapag pumasok ka sa isang relasyon, huwag mong kalimutan ang mga kaibigan mo dahil sila hinding-hindi ka nila iiwan kailanman.
5. Kapag hindi nagiging better ang pagkatao mo sa isang relasyon, isang magandang senyales yan na dapat ka ng kumalas.
6. Minsan kailangan mo ring itigil ang pag-iisip sa nakaraan at magsimulang planuhin ang hinaharap.
7. Mahulog ka sa taong deserving hindi sa taong pinaglalaruan ka lang tapos hindi ka naman pala sasaluhin.
8. Maging masaya ka sa mga bagay na kung anong meron ka ngayon. Kahit minsan akala mo hindi ito sapat.
9. Sana balang araw ay magkaroon ng feeding program para sa mga taong nagugutom sa pagmamahal.
10. It pays enough to have a friend na malalapitan kapag feel mo walang nagmamahal sayo.

Joke Text Messages for you 1 to 10 (tagalog)

1. Teacher: what is the capital of the Philippines?
   Chinese Student: Mam, kahit ako intsik, ako alam pilipinas, pilipinas wala capital, pulo utang!
   
2. Bukod sa I LOVE YOU, ano pang joke ang alam mo?
   
3. TITSER: Juan late ka na nman, lagi na lang! Feeling mo bright ka! ok tingnan natin, who's our National Hero?
   JUAN: Jose Rizal mam!
   TITSER: Nakatsamba ah!
   JUAN: Ikaw mam, kilala mo si SONYA?
   TITSER: Hindi, sino sya?
   JUAN: Yan kasi puro ka aral, kabet yon nang asawa mo!
   
4. boy:miss!! magsusuot ka ba ng hikaw kung la kang tenga?
    girl: xempre hinde!
    boy: eh sing-sing kung wala kang daliri?
    girl: of cOrz nOt! boy: eh bat ka naka-BRA!?
   
5. Boy: Ahem!! Miss! Girl: Yes! Boy: Gusto mo ng mani? Girl: No thanks! Tinitigyawat kase ako sa mani eh. Boy: Buti kapa sa MANI tinitigyawat ako sa mukha eh.
6. ROSA: Inday, may asukal pa ba tayo? Parang wala akong nakita dito eh. INDAY: Nandun sa taas, sa kulay puting lalagyan. ROSA: Eh asin nakasulat dito eh. INDAY: Sinulatan ko lang para hindi langgamin
7. BOY1: Kunwari nakapulot ako ng 30 pesos. BOY2: Oh tapos? BOY1: Tapos bumili ako ng hamburger 18 pesos ang isa. Magkano sukli ko? BOY2: 12 pesos. BOY1: Tanga! Dos lang! Bente lang yung binigay ko. Bakit may nakita ka bang 30 pesos na buo?.
8. May Taning na: Dok: May taning na ang buhay mo. Juan: Wala na bang pag-asa? Ano po ba ang dapat kong gawin? Dok: Mag-asawa ka na lang ng pangit at bungangera. Juan: Bakit, gagaling po ba ako ru’n? Dok: Hindi, pero mas gugustuhin mo pang mamatay kesa mabuhay kasama ang asawa mo!
9. Gay Bar: Nanay: "Pedro! anong ginagawa mo doon sa gaybar?" Pedro: "Wala lang po" Nanay: "At may nakita ka naman na hindi mo dapat nakita?" Pedro: "Si tatay po, kung makatili, ang landi!"
10. Sa Klasrum: Guro: juan, magbigay ng pangungusap na may tayutay... Juan: Ahem. " ang tatay ay nadapa.. Tayo tay!! tayo tay!!!"

5 Lovely Quotes

5 Lovely Quotes for you, you can share this to anyone you want.


1.) There's only 1 thing
2 do
3 words
4 you
I LOVE YOU !


2.) The best kind of kiss is when you have to stop because you can't help but smile.



3.) Keep your mind hungry, and your heart full



4.) Every love story is beautiful but our is my favorite.



5.) You never lose by loving. You always lose by holding back.

Love quotes for you

As we grow older together, As we continue to change with age, There is one thing that will never change. . . I will always keep falling in love with you.


Saying that men talk about basketball in order to avoid talking about their feelings is the same as saying that women talk about their feelings in order to avoid talking about basketball.


For one human being to love another; that is perhaps the most difficult of all our tasks, the ultimate, the last test and proof, the work for which all other work is but preparation.


As a Rose absorbs the nutrients it feeds on and as it thrives to see the sun as it must to survive...... the Rose becomes more beautiful and in turn will provide sunshine to those who can behold it's beauty. Fortunate is the Man who can see the Rose within a Woman. Blessed is the man who this Woman holds to be her nutrient, her sunshine.


For suddenly, I saw you there And through foggy London town The sun was shining everywhere...

Enjoy po!

Inspirational Quotes

Today, i have a few inspirational quotes for you guys. hope you enjoy this.

1. We must not make decisions when were angry, cause temporary emotions makes permanent decisions.

2. Nice Story:

Antichrist couple had a son. they never introduce nor mention god 2 there son.
1 day, the couple was killed in front of him. there neighbor adopted the child and enrolled him in a christian school. they told the teacher that the boy didn't know anything about god. during class, the teacher shown a picture of Jesus and asked " who among you know this man?" the child raise his hand. the teacher was shocked. the child answered "he was the man holding me tight when my parents died"

3. Today is another chance to correct the mistakes of yesterday and tomorrow is a new hope for the chance that was given today.

4. if you don't act foolish while you are young, you won't have anything to smile about when you get old.

5. i maybe IRRITATING but someday you'll be missing this attitude the moment i stop to care.