Joke Text Messages 1-5

This are my first joke Text message just for you. hope you like it. this is quite different from funny text messages.

In a street accident,
a woman tried to help the victim but suddenly
a nurse came in & said.
"ms excuse me! please step back! i've had a course
in 1st aid & i'm trained in giving CPR."

the woman stepped aside & watched the procedure & said.
"if u need a doctor i'm just at your back."

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If climbing the highest mountain on
earth is the only way for him to be mine..

then i'd rather go shopping!

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It's reli sad dat in dis world, pipol wud rather
see 2 men holdin guns, killing each othr..
Dan to see 2 men holdin hands
lovin one another,

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chinese says:

if u want 2 b lucky,

learn "FUNSOY"
if u want 2 b rich, play "PUSOY"

if u want 2 b healthy,

eat "CHOPSUY"
if u want 2 b hapi, "TXTMOKOHOY"..

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I saw these blogs in twitter from koreans.
I remember wat 1 of the koreans sed
"have u heard d news? The monkey island Philippines
is flooded. I hope the rain wil never stop to drown
those monkeys" all of them are laughing!
another retard korean said
"they will all die bcoz monkeys cnt swim"
then LAUGHED.

pls pass this msg. send as many as u can.
Koreans in our country doesnt deserve our hospitality!