This are our Top 5 Funny Text Messages of all time
"Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!"
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car"
"I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house."
"I remmember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof."
"People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world,"
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