My very first post, hope you enjoy this. Funny Text Messages always brought us joy in our life. So why not take this messages and send it to your friends, relative, family member, etc..
I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades...or a game of fake heart attack.
-- Demetri Martin
So a man jumps into a taxi and says "King Arthur's close" and the taxi driver says, "don't worry we'll lose him at the next lights".
-- Tommy Cooper
My wife was fitted with a coil. For about 18 months I hated it! She used to pick up CB signals.
-- Bob Monkhouse
In awe I watched the waxing moon ride across the zenith of the heavens like an ambered chariot towards the ebon void of infinite space wherein the tethered belts of Jupiter and Mars hang forever festooned in their orbital majesty. And as I looked at all this I thought...I must put a roof on this lavatory.
-- Les Dawson
I used to have Mad Cow's disease, but I'm alright Nooooooooow.
-- Billy Connolly
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