Hilarious Text Messages is a funny one but it is extremely funny as possible right? I am giving you free Hilarious Text Messages for you to share to somebody.
1. You asked for a candle and got the sun. You asked for a glass of water and received the ocean. You asked for a cute friend and got ME. Your so lucky.
2. A train is bout 2 crash! A frantic virgin strips off & says "can any1 make me feel like a woman b4 i die?" So a man takes off his clothes & says "iron these!"
3. Newsflash: Police r lookin 4 a suspect whos smart, sexy, witty n very gorgeous- they've already eliminated u from the enquiry where do you think i shud hide?
4. I don't know how to say this. We are friends but I can't get you out of my mind. This is wrong but you're the only one I could think of. This might break our friendship, but I have to say this. Pautang naman!
5. Last nite i wantd u, needed u so badly dat it hurt, wantd 2 taste u, i wantd u in me so u could work ur magic on me...but i couldn't find u, where r u.. paracetamol!
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