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51. BEEB! Send this message to 5 of your friends and you will have unbelieveble sex tonight! If you break this chain, you'll never have multiple orgasm again!
52. God created the universe, the earth, nature, the eggs, man and saw that it was good and beautiful. God also created woman and thought : ‘I hope she will make herself up’!
53. In case of fire read this message.....................................I SAID IN CASE OF FIRE YOU FUCKING IDIOT!!
54. Opticians bend your the rims/frames of your glasses for they are too polite to say that your ears are in the wrong place.
55. Scientists in the US proved that people who do not perform well in bed and who have difficulties to come hold their mobile in their right hand ..................
56. This is your boss: "You are allowed to read the newspaper during the working hours and do certainly not miss the job adds."
57. You got STYLE... You got SEX-APPEAL... You got the BRAINS... and you sure as hell got the BODY....WAIT!!!!!...SORRY....wrong number
58. It's important to find a man who has money, a man who adores you,a man who is great in the sack. It's also imprtant that these 3 men should never meet!
59. A man can kiss his wife goodbye. A flower can kiss a butterfly.Wine can kiss a frosted glass.But u my friend can kiss my ass!
60. i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window... I look down & den... i lauf again
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